January 2012
15 posts
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priceless memories pt 1
the face my grandmother made when she walked in on my older cousin and I watching Sisqo performing “Thong Song” on MTV Spring Break. she was like “MAH GOD ALMAGHTY” and was momentarily paralyzed by seeing a butt on TV or whatever
think i just found my wedding dress at the jcrew warehouse sale…
So...
Looking at pictures of food while on the toilet is a weird sensation…
Met a chick outside Balliceaux who said she drove her sailboat to the Fan… Oh and Ian ordered a 30” cheesy bread, welp, see ya later
December 2011
14 posts
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The "Shit Log," a Catalonian Christmas tradition. →
a tradition wherein children and adults hit a log with a stick until it poops. among one of the more interesting christmas traditions…
waaaaaaaaaa
i have a victoria’s secret gift card i wanna use but i went to find th victoria’s secret and i couldn’t find it and i drove around for like 20 minutes and i got a headache and gave up and went home waaaaaa my life is so pathetic
hOLY fudge christmas is in like 11 days
poop…
“I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant”
– Sinead O’Connor, out of context - “Nothing Compares 2 U”
“Newt Gingrich looks like a club foot.”
– Ian Edwards
November 2011
19 posts
ordered ian a christmas present
don’t tell him shhh
Andrew Jackson's parrot had to be removed from his...
oh geez i love wikipedia so much
The First Pet in the White House →
was Thomas Jefferson’s mockingbird named “Dick”
Herman Cain's 404 page →
"Controversies surrounding Silvio Berlusconi" -... →
lol this article is longer than berlusconi’s own biographic wikipedia article
October 2011
22 posts
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